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Friday Musing: 3 Good Arguments About Jesus
Published on 10 Apr 2009 at 7:33 am.
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Filed under Feature Articles,Silly musings and chuckles.
I got a chuckle out of this email circulating. Enjoy!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Have a great weekend 
Lorraine
www.powerfull-living.biz
www.isayyesnow.com
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Shelley Grieser on 11 Apr 2009 at 11:42 am: 1
Very Funny! Thank You for sharing!
lorraine on 12 Apr 2009 at 2:26 pm: 2
Some of the stuff that circulates is hilarious!