Friday Silly Musings and Chuckles About Friendship
Published on 9 May 2008 at 11:39 am.
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Filed under Feature Articles, Silly musings and chuckles.
I received this funny email about friendships that made me laugh. I hope it gives you a few chuckles. Enjoy!
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None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad –I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused — I will use little words.
7. When you are sick –Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask;
“because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
Have a great weekend and celebrate the amazing people in your circle of friends 
Lorraine
www.powerfull-living.biz
Gamy Rachel on 9 May 2008 at 9:10 pm: 1
HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
You are hilarious darling !!!
Thank you for the warm friendship,
I am enjoying it every min, but I still want to change my pants
Hugs,
Gamy
lorraine on 9 May 2008 at 9:18 pm: 2
I appreciate the folks who come up with these funny mailings!
Adds chuckles to my day!
Hugs,
Lo