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It’s Friday! Laugh it Up!
Published on 2 Nov 2007 at 6:25 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under Feature Articles,Silly musings and chuckles.
THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST:
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
“Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Hysterias and Posteriors.”
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to “Catatonics and High Colonics.”
No go.Â
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.”Â
Thumbs down again.Â
Then came “Minds and Behinds.”
 Still no good.Â
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes.”
Unacceptable again.Â
So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts.”Â
No way.
“Nuts and Butts?”Â
No way.
“Freaks and Cheeks?”Â
Still no go.
 ”Loons and Moons?”
 Forget it.Â
Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.”Â
Everyone loved it.
(I just love this one! 
) I hope you do too!
Finally, click below: May I Have This Dance? It’s a hoot. At the end he takes bow.
Enjoy
Lorraine
www.powerfull-living.bizÂ
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Tina Su on 3 Nov 2007 at 1:10 am: 1
I love your blog. What a great idea! Keep up the awesome work.
Love & Gratitude,
Tina
Think Simple. Be Decisive.
~ Productivity, Motivation & Happiness
lorraine on 3 Nov 2007 at 9:25 am: 2
Thanks Tina,
I have been looking at being waaaaaay too serious for a while. So, I am intentionally paying attention to when I need to lighten up (and not just on Fridays
).
Thanks for your comment. Stop by again!
Cheers,
Lorraine
Sandra Hayes on 3 Nov 2007 at 2:23 pm: 3
This is my first visit to your blog. It was on my blogosphere! What a blessing. I will continue to read your musings.
Sandra
lorraine on 3 Nov 2007 at 2:40 pm: 4
Well, hello!
I’m delighted you stopped by Sandra. Please come again and feel free to subscribe! I’m saving my musings for Fridays. Look around and see what else you might like.
Have a wonderfull weekend.
Lorraine
Gamy Rachel on 4 Nov 2007 at 11:58 am: 5
Hey, Lorraine I think is a good idea to laugh on weekend, I shall do one like yours too
Meantime here is one about signs:
A sign outside a laundry shop says:
“Please Drop your pants here”
A sign displayed outside a watch shop:
“Why pay more else where, when you can do it here?”
A Butcher said to his sweetheart: “Every time you leave me, you take a piece of meat with you”
Cheers
gamy
lorraine on 4 Nov 2007 at 12:41 pm: 6
Good ones Gamy
Reminds me of a post I did in August on a Friday. Take a peek: http://www.powerfull-living.biz/blog/2007/08/10/fun-silly-musings-on-a-friday-afternoon/
Laughingly
Lorraine